Some Tweets That Make You Go Hmmmm!

There are moments In my day when I question if my life has come down to being measured in terms of tweets instead of minutes, hours and days but then a tweet will appear that makes me chuckle. It is those tweets and the opportunity to connect with people that keep bringing me back to Twitter. Being a guy who never says anything in a few words when many will do, I still find the 140 character thing somewhat of a challenge. Fortunately, these folks have mastered the art of getting their message out and making me smile with only a handful of words.

Because I've had a few requests to keep compiling and sharing some of the tweets that made me smile, here in no particular order (that would be too much work) are a few of my favourites from the past few days. Note: they are presented here as they appeared without correction or editing.

EDinCali

The way this administrations EPA policies are leading us, the Amish will be ahead of us technologically in the near future.

stellaboneca

My mirror and my camera have two completely different ideas of what I look like...

Bulldog0613 falO

If you need any help making the wrong decision, I am here for you with a proven track record.

TheRealHenny

I swear some people were conceived through anal sex, there is no way in hell being that much of an asshole is natural...

michellescherk

"After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, ‘No hablo ingles.’" -Ronnie Shakes

ahammond2011

Was just asked if my apartment caught fire and I could only save one thing what would it be? I guess it would be one of the twins....

DykstraDame

You can’t smoke in a restaurant in Los Angeles, which is rather ironic considering you can’t breathe outside a restaurant in Los Angeles.

Aspersioncast

My conspiracy theory is that the Superman theme song is really just the Star Wars theme song with a couple of extra da dada da da's added.

freevancouver3

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

HannahAntics

If my kids don't like their Xmas presents it's OK, I saved the receipts. The hospital will take my kids back after all these years, right?

MikeSchism 

You know what's funny? paintings of adam & eve where they both have belly buttons. think about that, take as much time as you need

daplusk Dino 
Somebody called me 'pretentious' the other day. I nearly choked on my decaf double choc mocha latte

As I tell Maggie, “it can’t hurt you if you can laugh at it” and thanks to these folks and many others, it appears there is still more to laugh at than to fear. Either that or I have to try cutting back on my choc mocha lattes.

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