It’s been a hectic week on Twitter with lots of talk about politics, religion and the usual self-important rhetoric from Occupy but fortunately there are always a few who find a way to either break through the clutter to inform or to amuse. Here are my favourites for the past week.
@BachiBawlz
Went up for communion at church .... The Priest said 'Body of Christ' .... I said "Thanks, I've been doing 8 Minute Abs"
@canadian_jane My secret Santa gave me an IKEA gift card, but I couldn’t put it together.
@Fun_Bits
Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about. ~~~ Sam Ewing
@ahammond2011
I remember the first time I played 'Stairway to Heaven' on stage. A disaster. The valves kept sticking on my tuba....
@aThumper Selah
ACTUAL NEWSPAPER HEADLINE: Statistics Show That Teen Pregnancy Drops Off Significantly After Age 25 - Denver Post
@hartcap Gave some thought to Santa and his logistic challenges. To remain on schedule those reindeer must be farting nuclear waste.
@TheDaveWeinbaum
I was so lonely I got arrested just for the strip search
@canadian_jane
Sometimes I like to close my eyes and pretend that I'm flying. It calms me. Scares the shit out of other drivers though.
@WeirdReport
Mugger was robbing a man: "you can't do this I am a United States congressman!" "In that case," replied the mugger, "give me MY money."
@LadyAtheist
"If English was good enough for Jesus Christ, then it is good enough for Texas children." - Rick Perry
@amyzesbaugh
Made it to the Post Office two minutes before they closed. This must be how my kids feel when they beat a level in a video game.
There were many others that were entertaining and made me laugh but modesty prevents me from posting them here., It is almost a family show, after all.
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