A week or so ago, I published a few of my favourite tweets from the preceding week and it proved to be fairly popular so I thought I’d share a few more with you. I enjoy Twitter. I’ve met a number of nice and interesting people, shared a few smiles and engaged in some challenging and often informative debates.
Many of the tweets are fairly routinely conversational, some are vulgar, some are spam (as I learned to my chagrin), some are promotional and some are political. Some, however, are just funnyThese are a few that made me smile and even laugh out loud over the past few days.
When she told me that she thought Bruce Wayne was the best Batman, I couldn't have loved her more for trying.
IGotsSmarts Steve Mieczkowski
Trying to hang yourself with a bungee cord tells me you're not totally committed to the idea.
swollenvoice swollenvoice
Denny's is about as close as you get with truth in advertising, when they say the food is as good as it looks.
maxetluc Dennis
What do you do with an elephant that has three balls? Walk him and pitch to the rhino.
TraylorParker Traylor Parker
My Brother’s Jug of Brut Cologne tumped over in the A/C floor vent. We’re evacuating like a bunch of animals trying to escape a forest fire.
Kraz60 Cindy K
I'm starting to think some of you are serious about your drug & alcohol issues. DM if you want to attend my Bible study group at Hooters.
I can buy a snowman coming to life. I'm just having a hard time buying the idea of him wearing a scarf to stay warm.
BetterLiving_ Harold J. Chadwick
"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this." – Anonymous
paul_steele paul steele
"I prefer butter to margarine because I trust cows more than chemists."—Joan Gussow, Columbia University
aThumper Selah
I have an IQ in the top 2%. Who cares about the other 95%
jdmeac jdmeac
#WhyDidTheOccupierCrossTheRoad? He went to use the "squat" car.
azbado Bado
If whipped cream wasn't meant to be eaten right from the can, they wouldn't have put such a convenient nozzle on it
There is nothing that renews us more quickly than share a few laughs and I thank these folks for sharing theirs.It's moments like these from people like these that help restore my faith in humanity.
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