Time again to lighten the journey with a look at some of the funnier tweets that crossed my timeline this past week or so. January always seems to be a bit blah after all the hoopla of Christmas and it's nice to have a few chuckles to brighten up those cold winter nights. Chuckle away.
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| The Helix Nebula, often called The Eye of God |
@ginger_ish
I've never noticed before how clickity-clackity my bones are. Boy, my hearing has improved with age.
@RealJimmySnow
Every time you call out grammar mistakes, the errorists win.
@greatgagagod lee harth
I believe in God. I just don't trust anybody who works for him.
@QuotesPedia
The question of whether a computer can think is no more interesting than the question of whether a submarine can swim ~ E. W. Dijkstra
@MizzSlaughter
I just found two Oreo cookies missing frosting, a rosary, and the Exorcist DVD in my bed. What the fuck happened last night?
@DosieDoe Dosie'sRandomThought
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@Thumper Selah
4 out of 3 people have trouble with fractions
@gansettbeach Chris Andrews
Someone has described heaven as a family reunion that never ends. What could hell possibly be like? Home videos of the same reunion?
@willoffendyou Will O'Fend
The kids want to go and see the chipmunk movie. I hope I fall down the stairs or get violent diarrhea.
@ashley_barnhill
Last night I told this hot guy I'm a part-time fluffer and I do hair. He googled "fluffer" then walked away. -- yep, still got it!
@biakabutuka BT
Damn I get nervous on a big dock, must be all the pier pressure.
@StephStartsOver
My mother is not even on Twitter and I've already blocked her
Keep 'em coming folks. There's just way to much anger and frustration in the world and we need to lighten up a bit and share a couple of laughs if we're going to see our way through to the other side.
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