And The Tweets Keep On Comming - This Past Week's Favourites

In between the political debates, self-promotion and some I simply never understand; there are always a few that show up in the nick of time to make me smile and sometimes laugh out loud. Some weeks there are more than others but there are always a few. Here are few from the past week that caught my eye and gave me a chuckle.

ginger_ish

If if wasn't for Twitter, I'd be alone in this closet hiding from the whining children.

lobsterquotes

A gas station is a place where you sometimes fill the car, but more often drain the kids

MenAreThinking

If men had boobs, the entire video game industry wouldn't exist.

sewertaint

The most popular social networking site for women in Saudi Arabia is "Cover-Your-Facebook".

FreddyAmazin

I've always wanted to walk up to a stranger and hand him a briefcase and whisper "you know what to do" and run away.

Fun_Bits

There are three ways to get something done; do it yourself, hire someone, or forbid your kids to do it. - Mona Crane

bondwooley

Happy Anniversary, TX, where it's illegal to own too many dildos but you can send as many as you want to D.C.

TXGrandpa

You know that children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers. - John J. Plomp

TheRealMirnaOlg

I couldve eaten Alphabits and crapped out a better essay!!

DykstraDame

Due to a tragic genetic flaw, men cannot see dirt until there's enough of it to support agriculture.

And there you have it. Another week of wit and wisdom from a few, on Twitter, who refuse to be ground down by the issues of the day.

My thanks to each of them.

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